I was riding my bicycle

First she opened one leg.

and weight.

When i reached the point of no return,

Nine months later she phoned from the hospital.

when I saw a woman lying down.

Then the other.

After a lot of coming and going

she shouted:
"STOP"!

I was father.

We fooled around

I put it in.

we tried different styles

She said she wasn't on the Pill.

My world collapsed.

until she was ready.

She complemented me on my size

and speeds

My excitement died.

I now walk.